SOTU STFU

OMGWTF 'HUMAN/ANIMAL HYBRIDS'

also

SWITCHGRASS, BITCHES!
does not have nearly the same ring to it that 'MARS, BITCHES!' did.

also

who the hell was that poor iraqi chick laura bush dragged into the chambers with her? and why was she so cranky? could laura not have shared her stash or something? i'm surprised all that scowling didn't harsh LauraBot's mellow, but i doubt much of anything could. she's xanaxed into such an oblivion that i doubt her plastic surgeon even has to bother anaesthetising her these days.

also
barbara mikulski is awesome, and nearly entirely spherical, which only adds to the awesome. i <3 my senator. actually, more properly, i O my senator.

i'm still hungover from my bloodsugar crash in the wake of last night's SOTU Pixy Stix shooters. i'm presently infesting the AAMC Sajak Pavilion and stealing their free wifi intarnets to finally update my damn software. i have been stranded here by the cruel winds of fate, by which i mean the Annapolis Transit System.